My top ten reasons for enjoying singlehood:

1. You eat whatever you want, whenever you want, wherever you want.
2. You can walk around your apartment naked and go to the bathroom with the door open.
3. You can sleep like a starfish in your bed.
4. You can go wherever you want for as long as you want. This includes taking a vacation to any place in the world.
5. You can watch whatever you want on TV.
6. You can talk to whomever you want.
7. You can wear whatever you want.
8. You can buy whatever you want.
9. You save more money because no one else spends it but you.
10. You can clean the apartment whenever you feel like it, which might not be very often.